Alternative theory:

Thank you.

I follow Rihanna on Instagram and from what I can remember, she posts a lot of photos of her hanging out with family and friends. She also seems to be close to the people she works with (make up artist, stylist, etc) so I'd think she has a strong support network with her almost constantly.

I 100% think it's fake, but here are my guesses... I'm discounting details like age, place of birth etc because she mentioned she fudged a few facts for anonymity.:

Agreed.

Wow. I have an insane amount of respect for your relationship.

Agree so much.

Agreed.

That question is hilarious in how it has absolutely no chance of going right.

Agreed.

I will never forgive Julia Roberts for this. So arrogant and tacky and just fucking mean.

I for one think they are all swimming up to their eyeballs in cocaine.

Ah, it makes sense why I haven't noticed the smell before. I hate wearing pads - I feel like I'm wearing a nappy and I'm 100% convinced everyone around me can hear it crunching (I can't think of the word for that sound haa).

I had a boyfriend try have drunk sex with me and when he got on top of me, he drooled into my mouth. I've also thrown up on a boyfriend because of a bad drunken BJ attempt. Sex is weird and sometimes gross, but you gotta be able to be gross and weird together.

OR SOMETHING. Haha, we are obviously highly credible and knowledgeable purveyors of celebrity gossip. LISTEN TO US.

I feel sorry for the guys in One Direction because they're around my age and I don't know a single person (male or female) who enjoys their music. I can imagine that it must be frustrating being 20-something years old and making music for 12 year olds and not having the freedom to grow creatively or go in a different…

I read an article a couple of days ago that claimed that the Visa entry requirements for some of the countries on their tour required blood/urine samples to test for drugs so he decided to bail instead of get caught.

Yes!

Thank you for this.

I had to Google this and I love it. I regret there ever being a time I didn't know of this.