Hey, thank you! :)

I had a ladybug infestation in my house years ago. Yeah, the first 4 are cute... the next 1,000 though...

I’ve been doing full rounds and mashups of P90X, P90X2, P90X3, Insanity, and Body Beast since 2010 (adding programs as they were released). I was also P90X Certified in 2012 and currently lead group x classes in that format.

I feel like this thread has united the Lifehacker community like none other.

The Life-Changing Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich (I made up that name). Seriously. I got a PB&J from a convenience store once in Kansas City. Whoever made this thing was “either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!”

When my health insurance company was breached, one of the first things they did was send our information to a credit watch company so that you could sign up for a monitoring account for free. I never signed up. I can’t be the only one who:

Chipotle is TexMex, so you’re not going to get anything REALLY spicy, just güero spicey. So their tomatillo red-chili salsa is mild compared to what you get at a Mexican restaurant.

Don’t sell socks in pairs.

How can one blame the effects of a tiny planet in our unremarkable solar system and completely ignore the fact that Sagittarius A* holds all galactic matter in its sway?

Claire, is your twitter pic of you in the bathtub eating chocolate? If so, I’m pretty sure if we went on one date, and you said you weren’t interested in a 2nd, it would screw me up for life!

Had one crawling up my arm the other day inside the house. Not sure where I picked it up. The dogs are treated, but I don’t know how that works; for instance, can they carry a tick for a while until the tick decides to jump off?

I believe there’s an international law which states something to the effect that you can’t say “blueberry sauce I make” without sharing....

Parmigiano-Reggiano:

Because it makes a HUGE mess

Considering the woefully low success rate of bystander CPR, I’d say, go with Morbid Angel and you should be good.

We didn’t do anything, but the tingling stopped O.O

The quakes here in Oklahoma are actually kind of fun. Now, granted, I’m not near any of the epicenters where there’s been building collapse, so I know it’s not fun for them. But in rural Oklahoma City, you hear it coming like a strong wind, then it feels like a car hit your house, and the pictures and china shake for…

I think that “slottering” is how it should be spelled too.

So, if I wanted to play Karate Champ, I would need the arcade joystick, plus a dissimilar analog joystick? Doesn’t quite reproduce the arcade feel.

Went to an ENT several years ago for a deviated septum. While I was in the chair, I said, “hey look at these”. Next thing I knew I was in the hospital to fix the deviated septum and remove my tonsils.