I would always tell clients when they didn’t want to workout to do this for me. Write down how you feel now, do your workouts, and then write down how you feel afterwards. Assuming the result was what I was expecting, put that in a place where they will see it often (dream board, anyone?).

Man of Steel, the bad 2013 movie in which Superman saved Earth by punching down a bunch of tall buildings with people in them

Maybe I’m using Pocket “incorrectly,” but I use it as a bookmarking service. The “save to Pocket” plugins for Chrome and Dolphin just make it easy. Sometimes, I also just use it as a reader, then delete.

One of these days, I’ll post a comment that actually contributes to the article!

No, but I’m sure it would do fine. Hemingway seems to think anything under a 3rd grade reading level is really good.

I like to paste great literature into Hemingway and have it show how horrible it is.

I love nightmares. It’s like living in a horror movie. Although, last night’s was weird. I was Jewish during a Nazi invasion, got shot, pretended to be dead (I’m not Jewish), and then it would fast forward a decade at a time and I’d have to tell my story to someone. Then time started going backwards in a ballroom…

Well, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the medieval practices performed by the ER to drain the hydradenitis. No anesthetic (rather, it failed to work).

I went in with hidradenitis suppurativa and tested + for MRSA a few days in. Unclear if I brought it with me or contracted it there, but it just lengthened my stay.

Dear Eric,

Throw some salt in there as well.

hmm, we have to make these MUCH MUCH shorter for the bros. So... let’s work on this.

the article recommends using Kenalog in Orabase, a dental paste that requires a prescription.

So, Kristin, your.. “friend” told herself she was pregnant then simultaneously avoided herself and apologized all the time... Veddy intedestink </Freud>

Well, you’re no fun! ;-)

If you REALLY want to put some sensitive skin to the test, try putting your eyelids on the pavement. This also works if you want to make sure your neighbors never invite you to anything ever.

Dang! Fail! OK, I need to try again.... This might take a while.

Kristin Wong wrote a post about writing objectively to avoid over-analyzing things. She must hate me.

My wife loves to cook, and I have no problem taking the week’s dinners to work for lunch. She doesn’t mind if I report back that a particular recipe doesn’t reheat well, but that’s a rare case.

Aren’t most of these bars basically candy? I had to look very hard for a bar that was actual food. Granted, it had the consistency and flavor of cardboard, but dangit, it was GOOD FOR ME!