Good lord, we make slideshows out of anything these days.

How? It is a physical card that is, by definition, a one of a kind.

Regarding health insurance, isn’t “one guest star appearance” the same as a part-time worker in another industry? They rarely get insurance, either.

I’m partial to Indiana Jones and the Inescapable Slide Shows.

Finally, someone who gets it! Agent Hill was never supposed to be a main or even secondary character. The only reason she got as much screentime as she did is because it was Smulders. She’s awesome!

The only purpose was to shit on politicians, judges, and other white people—arguably an already easy target.

Seems like health updates would be more credible (and warranted) from PR staff or family, not a co-star from something 2-years ago.

The timing doesn’t really matter:

The formula for the show ran thin after a few seasons, and it absolutely did not need two movies. I imagine people watching this new series do it a) to hate watch it only; b) to be completionists.

Lol, did you actually read the article? It says they immediately notified the Coast Guard.

It’s been widely noted that the five people had to sign releases. There won’t be lawsuits.

You lost me at START SLIDESHOW, but I can only assume everyone ties for worst character?

Is this really the worst scenario possible? Scripts are rarely ever shot on a first draft, anyway. There can be numerous re-writes and just as many credited writers anyway, depending on their contributions.

I think the main reason could be summed up by this far-down paragraph opener:

I mean, I know people gotta collect a paycheck, but isn’t JLaw too serious of an actress to do a super-raunchy movie, yet goofy enough to have fun in a comedy? What did we expect?

Phew, I was worried that Kotaku was past due for it’s Amouranth story quota. Since she is moving to Kick, does that mean you will stop telling us all about her?

I’m not sure why NASA is even part of this story. All tangential facts were taken from, apparently, a 2020 press release.

Wow, another “story” that is just a collection of tweets.

...so like every Mission: Impossible film after the third one? Seriously, I couldn’t tell you what the plot of any of the ones after 3 actually was.

What’s even more mystifying is why she keeps popping up every few months just to assure people she’s still around.