OMFG PEOPLE (white people), STOP. JUST STOP IT.
Sincerely,

Have you ever heard live performances of the Beatles? They were actually pretty damn tight, with decent harmonies—despite the lack of monitors and endless crowd noise. Years of playing clubs paid off.
As has been said, they’re not Jazz musicians. They were decent players for their genre. And the fact that so much of…

Perfectly put!

The girl jeans on the hipster boys. Everywhere. And it appears that the majority of them are usually either Anorexic skinny (eww) or No Muscle Tone Whatsoever (equally ewww). It’s Horrible.

Hee! Great idea to use mason jars lidded in the freezer.
HELL YES to hipster tears.

Ditto Metro-North here in the Northeast. It’s packed enough with loud, rude, littering assholes. We don’t need more of it.

“Upshot, though: the year I dressed as Carmen Sandiego for Halloween, the costume was remarkably practical.” 

I will keep this in mind, if I have the opportunity to visit Japan (a life long desire), I will NOT go around this time of year.
Ugh, can this just be a Pagan celebration and kid’s ‘holiday’ again?

We like to say “Instant asshole, just add BMW.”

OMG this is fabulous.

THIS in a nutshell. Good gawd, I hate them.

That was exactly what I thought, too—Body double indeed.

Starred for the RCrumb/Aline mention! :-)

YES!

I love Pink, but honestly the best concert I ever saw her give was her ‘I’m Not Dead’ tour where she was playing small-ish clubs and only had her (awesome) band on stage. The 38462387468743 dancers circus stuff is just so Meh to me.
I wish she had toured with Dallas Green after their album—WE JUST WANT TO HEAR YOU…

I always explain my dancing ability with this gif. Yup, that’s my style too. LOL

Exactly this.

oh hell yes to this.

This is fantastic. Thank you for the much needed laughs!

You win. Everything. All of it.