Those are sweeeeeeeet.

I find loads of nice looking flat/flatter dress (and casual) shoes at DSW—they carry a large quantity of my ginormous size 11's, so they're my go-to store.
I tire of shoe stores that seem to only carry size 11 in the highest stilettos possible. Like I want to be taller? Huh? Tall girl got big-ass feet!
But if you…

I always want to dislike her, but dammit, she always throws a curveball of cool that makes it impossible.

Page 6. Spaghetti and Grapes become intestines and eyeballs in the dark (sounds like my last relationship)

Honestly, these are fabulous. Jia, we heart you!

""DOOMSDAY PREPPING?" bellowed Cthulhu. ""

I agree—I think he's really good. I won't hate on him for being attractive, he at least doesn't just rest on that. He and Clooney always seem very amenable to taking on interesting, varied roles. It's probably why I can't full-on hate Charlize Theron, either. :-)
And totally agree re: that 'stache (as I mention in…

YES! The douchestache is too porny. Although I have friends who would swoon over it. :-)
I suppose my problem is I was around in the 70's when this was The Thing. And yes, I admit, I found it attractive then. But now? That ship has sailed haaaaa

I have use for this image far too often. Siiiigh.

Thumbs up, way up for this one.

That should be the Republican ticket in 2016.

I hear you. Bottom of the barrel, impoverished, addicted, mentally troubled white people culture is the perfect way to describe it. I have seen it in full action, and they seem to be (more often than not) complete racists, which I can't square. For example, they'll complain about "lazy Welfare Queens"—but only if…

I asked a friend about the show once. Her message to me:
TURN IT. TURN THE CHANNEL. DO NOT WATCH IT, IT WILL TURN YOU DUMB.
One of the best, funniest and truthful IMs I've ever received. :-)

Seriously. They make MTV look like the 700 Club.

Don't you know? Only whores do that! Liberal whores!

In the words of one of their heroes, All of them, Katie.

Don't forget—
That Obama has unleashed Ebola on us in order to kill us off for Allah.
That every black person is threatening to steal your 187" teevee and kidnap your daughters, so shoot first and ask questions later.
That people are coming over the border to take away that job that you so wanted cleaning bathrooms at…

YES TO THIS. A thousand times over!

Those Betty Ford style republicans are on the endangered list, replaced by a bunch of clueless, greed-infused, evangelical sorority breedingbots. And that's a damn shame.

"Because I am unhelpful and like to make things up:"
I love this sentence. Love love love it. Thank you for it. I may use it in conversation, but will always give full attribution. :-)