I was in a band with a guy who always played the Devil's Advocate. Gawd I hated him. Just stop it. STOP IT.

OMG I have worked for this woman. For a couple of women like that, over the years.
I will have to remember your response and use it. :-)

This is my go-to for moments like this.

Amanda Taylor's story sounds like she was waiting on an old Italian. They really love ruining steak by cooking it to death (I can say this as it's part of my heritage). The iced cheap-ass wine is a Sicilian thing. Both are horrible.
And I have no answer for the bowl 'o' bleu. LOL

Hands down, they have the most awesome state flag.

Christmas. The time of year when my mom's worst qualities were and are amped up beyond all imagining. Yep, pretty much hate it. In fact, my favorite xmas memory is all of us at midnight mass (because Mother Insists), and my Dad turning to my hub and I at that stupid handshake moment, saying "Happy Nothing!" to us with…

Yay! I feel the same way. Never, ever liked dress up. UGH. I wore the same costume (Sylvester the Cat) through my youth, because, CANDY. Everyone always assumes that art-trade-school me would be totally into Hallowe'en, but...no. Just no.

Good gawd I miss the sweet corn of my youth. This crap in the Northeast just ain't it.

I grew up in DelMarVa and never had a crab pretzel. OMFG some of my favorite food items (crab, pretzel, Old Bay) in one package! I MUST HAVE THIS, STAT.

HAAAAAAAAAA

LOL Because what woman doesn't enjoy a dry-as-a-bone vag?

Stevie sounds like she's forgotten the chord progression or is having trouble negotiating the chord fingering. Sigh.

Behaving like a spoiled petulant brat does not make you someone people want to collaborate with. And life—especially life in creative fields—depends on the ability to suck in your ego and work with other people who you may not care for. All or nothing is not exactly the best career plan, unless you possess incredible,…

In regards to will.i.am, may I suggest that the term 'artist' doesn't really apply?

Good gawd, that would be glorious. The less of his attention-whore crap, the better.

Considering he's lucky to have a career (IMO, of course—I think his crap is just that—crap), he really should can the Don't You Know Who I Am? act. Honestly, who the fuck arrives 45 minutes before a flight in modern times? LOL

I will share this with friends who look at me as if I'm insane when I'm using the pen tool.

However, I still hate Illustrator's version of the pen tool. Freehand had a much more intuitive version; every time I use Illo, I curse the wretched thing.

I confess these made me laugh my head off.

You sound like my hubby. A gentleman. Happy to know some still exist.

I'm suddenly recalling Sophie's Choice.