"Repeated prolapses can cause severe bowel problems and anal leakage. "

SEXXXXXII!

'Gluing random dollar-store items to your head..." LOL!

Considering it got beyond the "bad idea developed over booze/coke" to a fully produced final product—before someone actually figured out that it was more than just tasteless and crass—that it's rapey and despicable.

Brilliant.

'Bemoaning his starvation'...I will now have to use this line on my pooch and the cats, when they all whine for dinner. I will give you full attribution, of course. :-)

True that.

It's all she knows. I have never, ever understood the undying love for Gaga. She always just struck me as fame-whore a la Madonna, without the sense of fun.
She's like a female version of David Johansen—other people did it before them and did it better, but Gaga and Johansen still managed to get hipster cred—even if it…

Cocaine perhaps?

I recall the usually brilliant Peter Gabriel's horrible album devoted to lost-love, Rosanne Arquette (who already had a song written about her—what, did she perform spells on these guys or something?). It was so embarrassing. It took me a while to forgive him. LOL

I know, right? I couldn't stand her, but she appears to be maturing. Unlike, say, R Kelly/Lady Gaga/Robin Thicke...

LOL
Ugh, please, can Lady Gaga and her media circus marketing machine just go away, forever now? I do wonder how her BFF New York magazine will spin this as a positive.

And the fact that a lot of younger people don't view the classic Harley as a 'cool, must-have' bike.

I recall something to that effect being a concern for blind pedestrians when the Honda/Prius cars released.

I started using Hair One (a Wen type product—but way cheaper), and it's helped my hair immensely—more body and no 'hag hair'. I'm hooked on the non-alkaline approach to keeping my hair from looking like a wet rat. :-)

This made me laugh my ass off in my quiet sad cubicle. Much needed! THANKS!

My mom had that amazing blue-black hair in her youth, and now she has this lovely gray, flecked with light blue—naturally, too. It's lovely, and just beginning to thin. She uses really good hair products (no dyes at all, however) and she's in her 80's.
Me? I inherited my dad's thin, blonde hair, which is now turning…

I hear you—I used to be blonde, and now this mousey blah color is fighting the emerging gray...I want the gray! I love the way it looks. Can't come soon enough for me.

I had long hair, but it was that stringy heroin-chick (not CHIC) crap, no matter the cut. And while I love super-short, fierce haircuts, they don't…

A coworker turned me on to the series (I think the 2nd book had just released). At that time, tons of fellow olds were on the train reading them. It wasn't that we were all 'prereading' them before we allowed kids to. It's just a damn fine series, and not at all childish.

Never ever feel that way! Be it Disney or Universal (well, HP Land) or your local carnival, I hope you go and enjoy the freedom of experiencing everything cool and fun and mindless these places have to offer. There is no age restriction on fun. And if people side-eye you because you don't have any lil' hangers-on,…

Personally being the old man I am I think sending people nudes no matter of your sex, is a stupid and silly thing to do.
May I add "no matter your age" to that?