That first statement — What the fuck is wrong with you? You sure sound like a vagina-fearing, misogynist, rape apologist in need of some serious therapy. And if you aren’t truly that guy, then please take a moment for some serious self-reflection. Life is too short to be a piece of shit.

Seriously. Marriages end. People grow apart. Sometimes they go on far longer than they should. 15 years means dick if they were unhappy for 10 of them. This is a dumb fuckin take.

You do know you can be into someone and stop being into them correct?

“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

You mean the daughters of those who shunned them during puberty?

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Less than half his age?

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

If I fell off it I would fucking die.

Any movie that gives Queen Mary a Scottish accent is not serious about anything, so why should I give it the benefit of the doubt?

That was the Soviet Union dumbshit. That country ceased to exist almost 30 years ago. 

You mean like the deficit exploding trillion dollar giveaway to the rich that was the Republican tax bill?

I haven’t heard her promise a single free thing...? I’ve heard her speak about how she would like to do these things, and how there are ways to get these things done, and how broad support will be necessary to get the ball rolling, but I have never heard her promise these things to anyone. Could you please link me…

If they packed us in like sardines I wouldn't care if they sedated us first, I can be awake for 72 hours straight and get on a 10-hour flight and be unable to nod off for a second. It's a shitty super power 

Icebergs are easier to avoid than bedbugs.

people who grief women for picking mercy should automatically be blocked from receiving any healing.

As a female, I can say that this is sadly true. But here’s why- it’s because men almost always go DPS. Sometimes you’ll get a tank (or two, if you’re lucky), but very rarely will someone go healer. If they do- fantastic. But as someone that prefers to flex to what the team needs, I have to go healer 95% of the time.…

because it’s stable with good pay?