kim is out there wearing a style on her head than many a poc, in many of place of work, cannot without fear of termination or ridicule.

#1 is an asshole. That’s all there is to it. He should tell his girlfriend what he’s done so she can drop his ass. “Monogamy is hard”. It’s really not. You just have to not fuck other people. It’s an amazingly simple thing. 

Dear “Looking Backwards”,

Let me simplify this for you. You are a piece of shit.

Have a lovely day!

Should you tell your girlfriend? Um… how about no? All telling any of this will do will hurt her, for no purpose.

Uh, mouth to mouth kissing is about the line i’d draw for “something happened”

A peck on the cheek? Nothing happened. But a kiss on the mouth is something. It may or may not be a big thing depending on the relationship, but its something.

This one does as well.  More than that, it’s the intent more than the action.  Client #1 is a POS and is fooling himself if he thinks otherwise.

Community discussion time y’all: this guy says he fingered his ex, but “stopped before anything actually happened”. Does fingering count as “something actually happening”?

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

Thanks for joining Pete for another edition of “What You Would Do is Not Necessarily What Others Would Do,” episode number “Shut the Fuck Up It’s Not Your Dad’s Chain.”

It always reminds me of that bit at the beginning of The Social Network where Zuckerberg’s girlfriend is breaking up with him, and she says something like “You’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd, and I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that it won’t be the…

“Hello police? There is a man aligning his chakram in his car which is making me nervous.”
“Is he using the Bikram method?”
“No he seems to be using the modified Sivananda - which is SO wrong.”
“We’ll be right there!”

You know what they should look into - veterans’ benefits and pricing. Everywhere I go its, 10%, 15% off products and services for veterans. Heck, the injured ones even get a break on their property taxes! Some businesses flat out promote this imbalanced fee system right out in public. I for one am pretty sick and…

Pretty sure you’re joking, but in case anyone takes you seriously... that’s cheaper than a Coors Lite at Applebee’s 

If the American president wants to be the "leader of the free world" (whatever that means) they better be ready to be satirized by anyone in said "free world" (again, whatever that means)

The actions of the USA’s politicians impact the entire world.

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

Don’t be dense. the Clinton/Gore and Obama poster are to show the difference in time for her coming home.

Thank heavens Captain Geography is here