You know what they say about assuming.

Is this sincere or a joke? Because you have the point, but you’re holding it upside down

Um.. why aren’t they working in the high paying sectors of the company? How dense do you have to be to not understand that that’s exactly the problem?

So great to see Kiernan Shipka getting some high profile work. She was so fantastic in Mad Men.

I’m of the opinion that restaurants should have to pay servers a living wage and tipping should not be mandatory.

20% is also so much easier to calculate. Move the decimal over (to get %10) and just roughly double it.

20% people! Even if the food sucks (not the server’s fault) and even if you didn’t like the service you received (it’s a shit job and I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey). I also tip more on breakfast and lunch if the bill is cheap because an extra $5 can make a difference (spoken from past experience).

“If I told you his name, you’d know who he is.”

Finally a novel take: aging woman doesn’t look the way I want her to!

A close guy friend of mine explained to me that men are usually the last to know that their relationships are ending. Men in relationships tend to tune out their partners because guys figure women complain about everything anyway and most of that unhappiness gets worked out. So by the time the relationship is done,…

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

Playing as Peach was the best thing ever since I am a woman.

That... is something I would expect from a five-year-old playing “wedding” with her friends.

“I did it myself. I spent the days mostly in this exact outfit—this coat, these Ugg boots, leggings, no makeup, my hair tied up in a bun, Ubering back and forth between the hotel and the house, measuring.”

“Where’s my hubsies?”

Team giant meteor.

Team No One

HAPPY EASTER NO DACA NEED WALL MAGA NO COLLUSION SAD

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.