I tried…but, man, this show is stupid. The people of NYC will hate a billionaire because he buys a beach house? Are you kidding me? New Yorkers don't care — that's a run-of-the-mill story in the Real Estate section of the Times, not front page of the Post. And a billionaire wouldn't keep a $1000-an-hour lawyer "on…

Basically every Reel Big Fish song would fit into this category…