well duh, it’s not called Goodminton

When Tom Brady sees the sign:

Too soon

It’s gonna be pretty funny when Clay Matthews finds out he just got a roughing the passer flag for this. 

Can we just have one day off of Joe Buck please?

BOR-ING

“clearly” you say? I don’t think that word means, what you think it means.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

He’s one of the few guys on the team who showed any fight the whole postseason. 

in Soviet Russia, kick bicycles you

I’m confused at why they would leave out Trotz. His coaching of a team that comically failed year after year made all the difference.

“Tom Wilson has caused more brain damage on ice than any Canadian since the Nunuvat Inuit tribe was at the peak of their seal hunting in the 1800s, baby”- Dennis Miller probably whatever  

Best golf Beef

She’ll win another one. I green tea it. 

She will, though. She’ll just have to chai hard.

It’s gonna take oolong time to get over that day.

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

The freakin’ possum captured at the Browns/Jets game will be signed as an NFL quarterback before Colin Kaepernick.

That’d be a relevant point if anyone were arguing that promotion and relegation is good because it’d make the US better at soccer.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”