Oy…stirring up bad associations given the news cycle.

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

A veteran leads by example, so the leaders are obviously Antonio Brown, Le’Veon Bell, and Pittsburgh’s entire defense.

Tomsula wants to know what you’re doing with that chicken afterwards. He’s got a hobo stew that needs a little bulking up.

Well if it makes any one feel any better next week we can watch the Heartless Lions lose to Brady, Gronk, and whatever 20 other guys responded to the ad in Maxim magazine by Sunday. 

Get the fuck out of here Ed

Waaaaaay too many letters, Shakespeare. This is football, not a spelling bee! 

Wow. You’d almost need a player like Khalil Mack to stop a play like that.

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

I really like Serena. I wanted her to cap off her comeback from giving birth by winning this. But I just don’t get why it’s so impossible for any Deadspin writer to say this:

Thank you for a reasonable discussion of this. The umpire definitely could have handled the initial infraction differently, but Serena definitely should have let it go at some point.

Ramos is strict on the rules with both men and women. This has been established. Giri even links to proof of it in this piece.

This is what drives me partially nuts here. It’s not even the active ignoring of Osaka and the amazing thing she accomplished, but the seeming complaint how Ramos’s actions somehow stole the attention from her.

This is a really important point. She is a mother. Have any of you known a mother who cheated? So Serena obviously was not cheating.

Osaka who?

Maybe because the umpire didn’t fail miserbly, as you yourself admit, all the calls were correct, you just disagreed with them because you wanted Serena to win. 

The umpire was actually pretty fucking patient given all the finger-pointing, arm-flapping, demands for apologies after insulting the guy, crying, accusations of sexism, and general bullshit.

There was a moment after the first verbal dust-up where Serena and the umpire seem to make amends. (ESPN only showed this once.) I’m under the impression that Serena took that interaction as a sign that the umpire had rescinded the first code violation. And that’s why she was caught off guard by the subsequent…

Chris Thompson, tear down that Ottawa Senators avatar.

As a lifelong Jets fan, I'm just left wondering where the team will ever, ever find another loud-ass, self-important, beefy white dude who lives for bellowing on the sidelines, draws a disproportionate amount of attention to himself, and is more about clownish, grade-school quality motivation tactics than actual…