Not sure why but I really laughed hard at this comment.

What if he steps on a bunch of Lego?

My father-in-law made pickled green tomatoes from an old Italian recipe. Tons of salt, garlic, fennel, and then stores them in olive oil. This may be the greatest secret pickle ever.

There’s a theory that compatible couples either both like or dislike pickles. Same goes with olives. I may have made this up but me thinks it’s accurate.

Also at Thanksgiving, our friends from Serbia come every year and insist on making cornbread....with gherkins minced up and mixed into the batter.....this is gross, and no one has the heart to tell them.

Part of my family has roots in West Virginia, and it’s a tradition of ours to serve pickled watermelon rind at Thanksgiving. It is a great contrast to the rich meat and carbs, kind of like cranberry sauce.

Including Fultz, 29% won’t have started the opener if you go back to 2000 and exclude injured #1's. It’s 21% if you go to 2003 and exclude injured guys. Brown, Yao, Oden, Bennett, Barngani, and Simmons are the other 6, 3 of which rode the pine. Yao was great, Oden could have been, and Simmons still has no ceiling.

Ethnically or racially different?

This is exactly how I feel right now except drunker

Could we kind of say the non soccer comp to Messi might be Russell Westbrook’s MVP season....If he did it 10 years in a row? I know billy is a Barca fuckboy, but he knows his stuff, and he’s right that we’re still watching the best player [ever / since Maradona / in the next 30-50 years].

Anyone else think Agholor kind alligator arms it?

Everyone but the hipsters know you’re correct, unfortunately.

+1 rye ipa

Go back to DC loser.

Anyone who says they’re impervious to poison ivy is

Thefuninfuneral blows goats

Do you think he’d run that fast if he wasn’t all fired up from winning the corner and seeing a freak opportunity to go end to end? What’s his typical top speed? I bet you wont give us more fast-guy analytics.

The Beats ad is marketing to white collar white men over 30, not kids in the Bronx.

There is absolutely no fucking way anyone contributing to this list has played candyland since their childhood. My 3 year old thinks it’s fun, and it is for her since, well, she’s 3, and she’s learning how to count and follow rules.

Using initials for the front line is dumb and the media trying to get cute.....But we should do this with NBA starting rosters.