Rumspringa training.

Thank goodness, for once, for Twitter.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

You two are adorable. Sincerely, Atlanta.

Nah.

And the Times’ Jonathan Martin says Ryan had to get back on the phone to placate angry Trump fans:

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of Future Senator President Obama in the next few years...

Each story about Trump makes me want to drink myself to death more rapidly.

“Patient has small penis.”

“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

New Democratic motto—Badass or Whiny Little: The Choice of Bitch is Yours.

I laughed so hard at the off-balance glove slap. His right and left hands were in two completely different fights.

Kim Kardashian has a long history of USC Running Backs in her bedroom

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Well la-di-da, Professor Einstein can read everybody!

i want a planetarium to screen nashville and call it the hayden planetarium