And then they complain that they’re losing money because the field ni- I mean urban youths are taking it through the liberal court system.

I thought the courts had comprehensively settled that forcing people into patriotic displays was illegal!

For once I agree. It’s taking the Justice Department way too long to bring charges against Donald Trump.

A country should have citizens who WANT to stand, not citizens who HAVE to stand. When you stand because you want to that is TRUE patriotism. If your citizens do not stand, then something obviously needs to be fixed so they want to stand.

It’s nice to know that Rule 34 is still valid even in the darkest of time lines.

I used to refuse to recite the pledge in class back in grade school (I didn’t have any particular cause except kicking against the pricks, so to speak), and I also wouldn’t participate in the stupid school sing-a-longs that happened every week. The school “punished” me on more than one occasion by having a teacher…

Patriotism is fragile but McCarthyism is strong.

It’s basically how White people were screaming their heads off about Obama going to a madrassa. The Pledge of Allegiance says love the country and don’t be a dick, but what the definition of how to love is rather twisted for the radicals.

Who knew patriotism was so fragile?

When you think about it, it’s a pretty weak-ass pledge. You’d think that doing it once or twice back in grade school would be enough for it would stick, not that your allegiance would immediately dissipate to the point where you have to re-pledge at every dopey public event.

Hmmm...if that’s how your brain ends up after a lifetime of not drinking, I may need to rethink this whole sobriety thing.

Here you go

I’m surprised there’s not a single “Sexy Trump” this year.

Not out of nowhere. He was already famous for being kicked off the bench by refusing a higher courts order to remove a Ten Commandments monument from his courthouse. Then he was reinstalled to another state court (state supreme court, possibly?) and was kicked off THAT for refusing to enforce gay marriage and saying…

Was this the dude who got the satan/baphomet statue put up?

I JUST READ THAT.

listen to me very carefully - you are so embarrassing.

Only person who failed Puerto Rico is the governor