Jasmine Shea wins the internet for the day/month/year. Awesome. Absolutely great.

Just for god's sake don't buy anything.

Tennis beautifully represented in this issue. :-)

Great article, Erin, but this means nothing if you don't point out his agent's name here in the comments. He won't dropped unless you do that.

Wait, is this the new Jenner girl's book or something?

If by "plastic surgery" you mean "cybernetic enhancement" then yeah, maybe. I mean plastic surgery is really thinking small.

Surprised not to see my #1 peeve here - interrupting. I feel like people just don't listen anymore, that too many of them are so disinterested in what you have to say and convinced of their own importance that they constantly interrupt. I've been to meetings, parties, happy hours, etc. where everyone ends up trying to…

Well, she is a Harvard grad, so she knows what she's talking about.

You couldn't get your kids to watch "Beetlejuice" yet they were sucked into Forrest Gump? I'm sorry but your kids have issues. I couldn't get enough Beetlejuice as a kid and I was a kid when the cartoon was on. I wanted to be Lydia when I grew up. I sort of succeeded because I blame her for planting the goth seed in…

I believe they're called "wine" right now.

This shit reads like a 16 year old girl's free writing assignment from 1993. After she saw Demolition Man at the mall.

Can't we just age naturally and hate how we look? Is that so hard?

I'll move over on the elevator when others move over on the sidewalk. TALKING TO YOU, PEOPLE WALKING SIDE BY SIDE WHO CAN'T INTERRUPT THEIR CONVERSATION FOR ONE SECOND TO LET ME BY.

Chew with your mouth closed...

Chew. With. Your. Mouth. Closed.

CLOSE YOUR M%#$%^& MOUTHS WHEN YOU CHEW.

...please.

I get agitated when my dining companions whip out their phones just to browse when others are trying to have a conversation. I wasn't allowed to read a book at dinner when I was a kid because it was rude, why should a grown adult get a pass on reading on their phone?

Ah, so you found some anecdotal evidence that some growers use pesticides. I said "most indoor growers"... The articles you linked to are referring to marijuana acquired from dispensaries. Most dispensaries get their stock from outdoor farms, since smaller indoor growers usually can't provide the quantities required…

Most indoor growers do no use pesticides on their marijuana plants.

Nash Grier is actual human scum. If people ignore him, he'll just slink away into nothingness.

Am I the only one who finds his resemblance to Miley Cyrus...eerie?

Ugh, this child. I taught in an all girls high school for two years and they LOVED this moron when I got there. I would make a joke when they'd show me a vine because teenagers hate to be told their taste is terrible, so I thought I'd lead by example. I'm so happy to say when I left that school there wasn't one girl…