And then she'll be like "Who's laughing now, Jezebel?"

Creepy.

As one does.

I love that you seem to be arguing with yourself.

It's obvious to most dudes who have neckbeards, wear fedoras, frequent 4chan and fantasize about putting bitches in their place. To us normal dudes who are not mouth breathers who understand the subtlety and complexity of human male personalities, it's no so obvious because it is unequivocally false.

Oh my god, I totally thought your dancer friends wore gimp hoods for a second there.

"You do realize that although it doesn't apply as it was intended too, it does accurately represent general male archetypes in society?"

Come now, let the weedy Nice Guys and pick-up artists have their little worldview.

You do realize the whole Alpha/Beta dichotomy doesn't actually apply to humans. It actually doesn't apply to most animals. You do know that right?

She doesn't look like she is enjoying herself in that Iron Maiden get up.

If you got it baby flaunt it! She is luminous! Her skin! Ahh!

I'm all for experimenting with hair colors, but you have to make sure it works for you. Not every woman needs to be blonde.

Her and Pharrell are original vampires. That's the theory I'm running with.

I saw a post like this somewhere else, and someone gave an answer I really liked- they said that they made it a point to become good at one new thing every year, like sailing or cooking Thai food or reading German or whatever. They said it shook up their routine, gave them something new to be interested in, and made…

That lovely blond gentleman in the acid wash can FUCKING WORK IT.

Aspire to a happy life rather than a photogenic one.

He's married and his wife just had a baby and you're someone he fucks when it's convenient for him. He tells you lies so you won't stop fucking him.

Run.

Has he given you any reason to believe he's not still in a relationship with this woman? Has he followed through on any of the things he said he would do to assure you that his marriage is over? I'm sorry that this is happening to you, but from what you wrote it seems pretty clear this this guy is a manipulator who is…