Even weirder, why does this person always get so many stars?!

Not sure where you live, but it might be worth doing an internet search for produce delivery. I've used Door to Door Organics before and it was like $25/week for the small box that had a ton in it and you could make substitutions. It's not a CSA but kind of works like one. I only stopped it because the delivery day…

I go to UCSB, and I am so sick of hearing about Elliot Rodger. The media is giving him the fame he wanted. What about the victims? It's like they've been forgotten.

true vegans despise almost everything

I have a theory. The better you are at cooking, the messier you are. Or at least thats what I tell myself.

Absolutely. The best I felt physically was when I got a CSA box of vegetables delivered to my house every week. I scrambled to cook or eat everything in that box before the next one came in, and I ate so many vegetables I had never tried before. It was a lot of work, but the box made it easier, because I didn't…

Those poor souls..... gluten free beer is terrible.

You are fucked if you do and if you don't. It's a hot mess - for thin women, for fat women, for anyone. People need to quit Dr. Ozzing other people. I'm fat. And female. And vegan. On many occasions I eat Gwyneth-type stuff.

Aren't the Puritans to blame? (I blame them for everything. All the things.)

I don't know. Seems kind of Borderline to me.

Ha ha! Yeah. And I've been thin in public. And, I've been FEMALE in public. Let me tell you... It DOESN'T make any difference. There will be people who look at you to shame, judge, compete with you. There will be people who lust, like and admire you, too - no matter what your size. You can choose to internalize it and…

Have you ever been fat? In public?

It looks like you bought rock salt instead of the needed kosher salt, which is finer, coarser and is a cook's best friend.

Are nasal cavities and several veins on that list?

I eat like this on a freelance writer's budget, but then in the UK fruit and vegetables are subsidized. Seriously, you have no idea how happy this makes me. I mean, I can't afford organic, I still shop at Tesco's, but my husband and I can eat healthily and spend about seventy quid a week to do it. If we didn't live…

oh i love chopping, its so therapeutic. I also love paper cutting with the big bladed machine. Whoosh, whoosh. chop chop chop.

SO in closing, you're just not great around the kitchen.

Because these people's goals are not to help, but to make money from the gluten-free fad.

Ol' Gwynnie's Chicken Milanese with roasted tomatoes and arugula is a staple in my house. I love her books, and I make my own substitutions away from the gluten-free or whatever-free stuff because I am not sensitive to the gluten. I want all the gluten. I'll take your gluten. I love to cook, I am that weirdo that…

As a millennial I see Harry Potter references as a major, valid way to relate to everyday existence.