But, but . . . toxic!

But you were born to lick mine first

Technically it was the game winner, but there were enough goals after that, that the Blues would have won despite that little rat fuck’s egregious line change brain fart.

How about this instead . . .

How to enjoy a wedding with or without a plus one: Don’t go to a wedding.

The Who were still together too. They were about to put our their most acclaimed string of albums.

I don’t know. Besides Darlene (pronounced Dahbooleen, apparently) and Bonzo’s Montreux, it’s a pretty solid album in my humble random internet guy opinion. I think Presence is much worse, with the exception of Achilles Last Stand, Nobody’s Fault But Mine and the just OK Candy Store Rock. YMMV, obviously.

Hey Patton, is a Garfield mask a . . . oh, never mind.

And an edgelord. And a pearl clutching, handwringing concern troll. And lives in their mom’s basement. And an incel. Etc.

BTW, I really like AOC’s ideas and enthusiasm, but in almost all of the photos I see of her recently she looks like she’s trying not to shit her pants. Just an observation.

Depends . . . 

Maybe not birth control, but if something is prescribed, there’s a good chance it’s covered depending on your plan. I have had some experience with acid reducers and other easily obtained OTCs and have gotten them at a deep discount an some of them for free. 

FTR, I was born when the Beatles were still together.

Cheers. I also think there isn’t a single thing wrong with participation awards. It makes people feel good. It makes them want to try. It makes them nice. We could all use a little Mr Rogers inspiration. You are perfect just the way you are, brother.

make him show meat

Every. Fucking. Ounce. Of. This.

It’s jokes, man. I was trying to lighten up the conversation. I even conceded that you made good points and threw in a Breakfast Club reference. I won’t be watching the game. I get enough showboating at home destroying my 5 yo daughter in armwrestling.

How to write in cursive: Be older than 37. Easy!

If I’d watched the game would my opinion matter more? Like, unless I’d served in WWII, my opinion wouldn’t matter?