Good one Ace. No true Scottsman would bitch about poor sportsmanship.

I played soccer.

I think the general consensus is that Torontons are awful. Especially as sports fans. I didn’t make that shit up, Pierre. 

Yeah. Good point. I guess I didn’t realize the only two options were crush Korea into powder or bend over and let the whole team climb into their ass. I’m still learning about sportsmanship. Especially in the context of the very sophisticated and international game of soccer.

And the way to be best in the world is to rub an amateur teams nose in hot wet shit.

Football players do not wear cups. Watch a few games. You can always spot a perfect outline of cock and balls.

Running up the score is for assholes. Fine, beat your opponent. Put it out of reach. But why humiliate them? Unless you’re, you know, a piece of shit and you get off on it. Then go right ahead, sadistic turd. After all, competition is healthy, right? 

The minute my daughter is old enough for video games, I’m fucked. I will play until I have blisters. I will play until my eyes dry out like left-out-n-the-sun hard boiled egg yolks. I will play until I have gained back the 40 lbs I’ve lost since she was born. I will . . . aww, fuckit, you get the idea.

Fake news, huh? Did the evil American media outlet use a mind control device to make those people cheer a season ending injury? They must have.

Balenciaga can eat my dingleberries.

The only 81 year old on that list that I could take would be Judy Blume. I got this.

Maybe your ears were packed with poutine. Check out 0:36, Torontard.

Ahh. Gotcha. See, I starred the comment, but not for that part. I starred because I agree with, don’t ask it doesn’t matter. The “if you say anything you must be an asshole” part, not so much.

Wait. People who don’t hesitate to tell the truth are assholes and awkward introverts who are afraid to tell the truth are, what, not assholes?

Well, I mean Raptors blew it . . . right after GSW blew it. They had a 13 point lead. Raptors had, what, a 5 point lead at one point? GSW have been there. They know how to find ways to win.

No, I agree. I hope I didn’t sound hostile. I just meant, hopefully we can extract some usefulness out of them and exploit their greed to get positive things done.

Yes, I know. I lift too. I meant having a perfectly accurate bf% indicator isn’t very useful unless you are a world class bodybuilder. In other words, having one that is off by 2 points isn’t a problem.

Unrelated - I will never sleep again . . .

Vanity Planet Work It Digital Scale & Body Analyzer is actually amazing. Very, very consistent. Yes, the BF % is a couple points higher than actual body weight, but it is consistent, so you know if you’ve decreased bf% by 2 points, the decrease is real. BF% isn’t exactly useful unless you are a world class bodybuilder…