I’ve installed a wasp nest in my bathroom for this exact purpose. As an added benefit, the frenetic hive buzz/hum helps mask any sounds I may produce.

lol had to re-read that headline a couple times. The first time I saw it, it read “MTV’s Are You the One? Will Feature a Cast Made Out of Sexual Fluid” . . . so, you as you can see, I misread the headline . . . and perceived it to be something it wasn’t . . . 

And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.

If Magic Mike starred Tom Hardy, I would be watching it every Sunday. As it is, I have to settle for Bronson.

See, I was thinking it should be “@MikeHillfl should just go fuck himself all the livelong day”.

I can confirm the genre. I myself as a young lad played lead banjo in the relatively obscure, and possibly unfortunately named the Jizz Brokers. We later changed our name as there was already another, more successful the Jizz Brokers who hailed from the Twin Falls, ID area. They issued a C&D and rather than fight it we…

which are purposefully affected and exaggerated for the sake of inviting mockery

It’s just one big bundle of negative behavioral traits which are purposefully affected and exaggerated for the sake of inviting mockery and degradation upon oneself, because that’s preferable to hostility.

Keep fuckin that chicken

It seems to me Wack 100 is the one using the “gay ass shit” commentary, and Tyson is just sticking up for someone who a) is dead and isn’t able to speak up for himself and b) someone he was close to who Wack 100 is obviously trying to use the “gay ass shit” as a way to insult him. It’s that that has MT pissed off.

Everyone from Toronto -

This whitewashing of Hollywood has got to stop. Real Russian actors are not that hard to find.

Wait. Zucchini has no carbs? In what universe exactly? I was under the impression that 7oz of Zucchini had 6 grams of carbs, not the mention 5 grams of the evil, poisonous, cancer causing “sugar”.

Sitting 6 rows behind the visitors dugout at Safeco Field years ago, I was a padded front row bar away from having my testicles destroyed by a Raul Ibanez foul tip. I was watching the entire play, and there is no chance I could have reacted in time. None.

No, no. He must be ripped to shreds. He must pay forever for the crime of being creepy. I mean, if he was really sorry, he wouldn’t have done it in the first place.

This is the NHL. They penalize the outcome, not by the rules. I’m sure you know that.

Any time I’m staying at the Four Seasons—I don’t know the brand that they work with, but they have great selections of candles, and I will pick from them.

Can I get in on some of that Fallon hate? Every time I see his smug fucking face I want to “pie-in-the-face” that talentless hack.

Pizza. It’s going to be pizza.