[. . .] reggae, a genre that seems weirdly good at attracting dopey, faux-sincere white boys [. . .]

Nah. Eldon Tyrell.

True story:

I mean, just look at him! It’s obvious from his appearance that he is a bad person. It is so easy to tell a bad person from a good person: If smiling and attractive, good person. If tense or angry looking and unattractive, bad person. Simple!

Cis man here. I care about abortion. I’ve cared since my mom talked to me about it when I was an early teen. Before that, I didn’t know what abortion was. Since that talk, I have always understood that it is a woman’s choice. If I am the one who made a woman pregnant and she wants my input, I provide it with the full…

Everyone has abs. Abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym. He has a full time nutritionist and a professional chef on call, I’m sure. 

Yeah. This turd lost me at “Kinda like Uber drivers. Don’t like it, don’t drive for them.”

Logan Couture could have fallen through a manhole.

Never, ever buy a late 80s Ford. The transmissions are garbage. Complete, hot sticky garbage.

I think sensitivity should be expected from everyone, but especially victims of trauma. Because, let’s face it, people who hang themselves are often victims of trauma/abuse.

the proper American breakfast* is better than sex (or best eaten after it on a Sunday morning) and puts to shame anything else eaten anywhere else in the morning for one’s first meal.

Every photo of Meghan McCain makes a lot more sense if you imagine she is letting out a pent-up fart.

Who is forcing anyone to work anywhere? What is your point? If no one is putting a gun to your head to force you to work, the job is not shitty, exploitive or illegal? That’s just fucking dumb.

I don’t know. Lot’s of maniacal dictators, serial killers, etc had lots of reasons. Still batshit to the bone.

It was cold . . .

Absolutely not even close to enough penis. And this is coming from someone who is completely indifferent to penis.

“Arguably five-minute major on Tommy Hertl that, if it’s called, maybe that’s a momentum-changing play right there”