Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Are we sure Jim Spanfeller wasn’t behind the wheel?

Am I missing something, or is the entire joke that the name Unitas sounds like the phrase “unite us?” Is there another layer? Like, did Andrew Luck somehow help Johnny Unitas? Or, is Andrew Luck known for uniting the franchise? I feel stupid.

Deadspin reached out to Fenech to ask about the incident and left multiple messages with the Astros. We will update if we hear back.

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

It’s probably best that you just turn off the AirDrop feature on your phone.

When a joke is as bad as the football game in question. 

They report on other CEOs in the auto industry all the time. The guy is doing crazy stuff in both the good and very bad column of business, and is doing whatever he can to act out in newsworthy ways.

- Gordon Sumner

Fear the Near 

Pretty sure he isn’t actively supporting those efforts to keep firearms out of the hands of potentially dangerous individuals.

But the Giants drew similar sized crowds to Candlestick. The difference now between the two teams is the staium situation. The Coliseum has sucked since Mt Davis was put in, and it’s just gotten worse. They need their own purpose built stadium. They just need to suck it up and pay for their own park like the Giants…

That’s a bonkers comment.

She’s young and still practicing, while you could be a little more gentlemanly.

So Incognito wasn’t himself...

ESPN does an announcer-less NBA broadcast every year, and if you really want to excise the announcers get a cheap surround sound system and leave the center channel disconnected.

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Sadly, I don’t think there are any Waffle Houses in northern Michigan.