“The students will find themselves doing the ‘Mike Tyson’ and ‘Bobby Brown’ while a disc jockey plays records by Milli Vanilli, Bobby Brown, Michael Bolton, Skid Row, Whitesnake, and other popular acts.”

I clicked this article hoping to find some pretty, ornate, ostentatious prom dresses...I am disappoint.

My prom was more about party drugs and half naked girls more than anything...Then again this was the 2000s, we had class....

Does anyone know if the Lego figures can ride the mechs inside? Because that’ll make it 100x more awesome for me.

Unpopular opinion: I like both of them and I like them together and I hope this isn’t true.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

Can we call him ‘the paradox’ from now on?

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

brb never sleeping ever again

I agree. Couldn’t make even one phone call? RIP Journalism.

Don’t people like beer anymore? Beer is good.

The good thing about Ursula is that you could come up with all kinds of stories about why you chose that name, depending on your audience

Flaca is sure as shit not a compliment (99% of the time) in Spanish. My aunt’s entire high school experience can attest to this.

How do we know that girl wasn’t Satan?

Your baby will be friends with a Jenner sister.

All the horribleness aside, how is this even profitable? I get the reasoning behind making/selling most drugs but... $5, last 3 days, and then you die? Not a very sustainable market.

As always, with every drug scare, I’m still more afraid of all the drunk drivers out there...