Does this mean that Bigfoot erotica is over?

Peeeeeeenoooooooooooooo nooooooooooiiiiiiiiirrrrr

This is the internet. Only sociopaths are allowed on here.

I don’t know. Cross and Posehn are both pretty funny, but they are definitely not the first two guys I would have thought of when I wanted jokes in a video game. That said, Bungie can be incredibly bad at NPC dialogue. The level of Reach, where you’re escorting Jun was fucking unbearable. He had about two lines of…

How about the Price is Right song? Or also, some dude beating a steel drum and singing, “don’t buy all that stuff.”

Somebody needs to do a remake of Huis Clos, using this as a premise.

One thing that seems different is the health system. Jensen can take a shit ton of damage this time around. In the previous game the sense of vulnerability was one thing you really had to think about, when going into a combat situation. Now there doesn’t seem to be that much of a reward for playing stealth/non-lethal,…

“Protects,” is a pretty loaded word there, because it again implies that boys are somehow the victims of women’s sexiness.

There is no way Tom Cruise is 5’8”. I saw him at a movie premiere (I was standing behind a wall of people) and all I could see was the very top of his hair. And Nicole Kidman’s head floating along above the rest of the crowd.

I prefer her with the Hound’s blood all over her face.

Rippin’ some dude’s head off, I bet.

Dude, she’s the fuckin’ Chrome Trooper.

Yeah. I played the first game while I was getting over a stomach virus. It was not the best choice I’ve ever made.

You gave me a good laugh.

There’s an article on Gawker where a guy put fire ants on his dick. That’s pretty good news, I think.

Here’s what I desperately hope: Multiple pathways through each level. Incorporate stealth into the vocabulary of parkour.

Child size sodas are meant to be the size of a small child.

OMG why does she look like she’s naked under that denim shirt???

There can be only one.

You look great.