Except the Swiss are part of the investigation. They’ll likely try him there.

I’d say so. I only ever played Fallout 3, which was amazing, and pretty much stands alone. You can read up on the lore on the wiki if you want, but you won’t need it in general.

It’s called being thirteen.

Why do they care about whom you jerk off to?

Some of the allegations make him out to be more than a perv.

Colin Hanks always looks like a super smug little prick. I can’t stand him.

And that face. He looks like if Opey stretched E from Entourage’s face like a sock over his head.

Well, now I can’t.

Everything else basically sounded like it was Louie for sure, then that one detail broke it. I mean, who, aside from CK, qualifies as a “French filmmaker,” though?

No exes to contact.

That and the DMR would be my choice.

My favorite variant was the one with the rectangular suppressor from ODST.

My brain flies out the window at least several times a day. I call it “no reason brain flying out the window.”

None of this makes any fucking sense to me. I mean, seriously.

I know. Not one vomit tale. No diarrhea. Nothing.

Isn’t that Michelle Pfeiffer sitting behind him?

No disagreement here.

Eh, we’re still doing all right.

The sections of the game you play as the Rookie are some of my favorite stretches in any of the games I’ve ever played. The way the designers seemed to know to pull back and be quiet for a moment was really nice. Not many games do silence in a way that isn’t either artificial or boring. It was nice to feel completely…

Dinner’s at 4:30 at the Perkins off Route 1. I’ll bring the coupons.