None of this makes any fucking sense to me. I mean, seriously.

I know. Not one vomit tale. No diarrhea. Nothing.

Isn’t that Michelle Pfeiffer sitting behind him?

No disagreement here.

Eh, we’re still doing all right.

The sections of the game you play as the Rookie are some of my favorite stretches in any of the games I’ve ever played. The way the designers seemed to know to pull back and be quiet for a moment was really nice. Not many games do silence in a way that isn’t either artificial or boring. It was nice to feel completely…

Dinner’s at 4:30 at the Perkins off Route 1. I’ll bring the coupons.

I HAD NO IDEA KANYE LOVED POINT BREAK SO MUCH

Anyone else reminded of Beyondo?

It’s early yet.

Your NJ accent is much closer to the original German.

Something something...now I’ve got Legna.

Isn’t Legna the thing that makes wood stick together?

And the terrible movie.

Go for it.

Only when it’s a verb.

OMG FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS NIGHTMARE SHIT

Seriously. No wonder people die if they spend three days running away from imaginary German Shepherds.

It’s probably a CIA/Illuminati/Reverse Vampire/Rand Corporation plot to start a new war somewhere.

Urban Dictionary, probably.