Something something...now I’ve got Legna.

Isn’t Legna the thing that makes wood stick together?

And the terrible movie.

Go for it.

Only when it’s a verb.

And everyone’s dead now. Hope you’re happy, you monster.

OMG FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS NIGHTMARE SHIT

Seriously. No wonder people die if they spend three days running away from imaginary German Shepherds.

It’s probably a CIA/Illuminati/Reverse Vampire/Rand Corporation plot to start a new war somewhere.

Urban Dictionary, probably.

Chthulu is pissed that you took its image in vain.

Also he’s not nearly as funny on the page as he is when he’s reading his own work.

Delicious!

Spill it. Is there weird sex stuff? I hope there’s weird sex stuff.

I came here expecting this to be funny (because of screengrab) and found it to be so much more than that. Swift needs to hire this person.

Fair enough. For me the bigger issue was the whole thrust of the plot was “We have to save Earth.” It didn’t make much sense to me, because two of Shepard’s origin stories have them being from somewhere else. Not to mention that we’d never been to Earth in the earlier games, and don’t get to see very much of it when…

The endings weren’t THAT bad. They weren’t even the thing that was really wrong with ME 3.

Yeah. He’s been with Bioware for close to 15 years I think. I understand the desire to move on (and maybe make a shit ton of more money—though I can’t imagine he wasn’t well compensated for making the ME games, IP he helped develop). I don’t know about the transition though. Sounds like he’s moving away from games…

Over on io9 they’re doing a “What’s your Bad Blood name?” thing.

Wat