Something something...now I’ve got Legna.

Isn’t Legna the thing that makes wood stick together?

And the terrible movie.

Go for it.

Only when it’s a verb.

OMG FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS NIGHTMARE SHIT

Seriously. No wonder people die if they spend three days running away from imaginary German Shepherds.

It’s probably a CIA/Illuminati/Reverse Vampire/Rand Corporation plot to start a new war somewhere.

Urban Dictionary, probably.

Chthulu is pissed that you took its image in vain.

Also he’s not nearly as funny on the page as he is when he’s reading his own work.

Fair enough. For me the bigger issue was the whole thrust of the plot was “We have to save Earth.” It didn’t make much sense to me, because two of Shepard’s origin stories have them being from somewhere else. Not to mention that we’d never been to Earth in the earlier games, and don’t get to see very much of it when…

The endings weren’t THAT bad. They weren’t even the thing that was really wrong with ME 3.

Yeah. He’s been with Bioware for close to 15 years I think. I understand the desire to move on (and maybe make a shit ton of more money—though I can’t imagine he wasn’t well compensated for making the ME games, IP he helped develop). I don’t know about the transition though. Sounds like he’s moving away from games…

Over on io9 they’re doing a “What’s your Bad Blood name?” thing.

#stayangry

Not a dick story: I met Kerry Washington once. It was at the start of her career, and I’d been hired to take pictures of something (not the actors). I should mention I had no idea what I was doing, so I was just standing around looking pretty clueless, when she came up to me and introduced herself. I was so shocked…

I’m drooling right now.

PaleForce 4 Lyfe

Brown’s letter says she’s getting promoted to Associate Professor. At BU that’s a tenured job.