There are big parts of California that can get pretty Florida. Trust me. I've been to Fresno.

"I unfriend you."

That's a good idea. I gather the rapist would complain mightily, though, and spin it back on the school as an infringement on their right to an equal education. I'm actually pretty sure I've read stories on this site that detail just that kind of thing happening, though I have no actual evidence for it.

No one should listen to that moron. She's a sock puppet for some right wing rape-cult.

I never quite understood this either, but what I'm starting to understand is that even if you go to the cops, they don't have the authority (at least until they decide they want to make an arrest) to remove the rapist from campus. So for someone who's been assaulted, the other thing they need to do is report the…

I, too, would like to monetize my children.

For the dog's sake, I hope it came in a color that coordinates with her ugly clothes, so that maybe it'll live for a few months before its mummified remains are discovered in a discarded Birkin.

You don't have to tell me. I'm a fat guy with a beard.

Why does anyone give a shit what Ethan Hawke and his greasy little meth teeth think?

Hah. Those guys even all have beards. Except for the King of Queens dude.

Jesus, is that a dating profile or a security clearance application?

Your link is broken.

I always had the impression that Playstation and Nintendo were much more popular over in Japan, in part because the gaming tastes are somewhat different, and those consoles cater a little better to them. I taught a group of Japanese high school students a few years ago, and one of the things they thought was…

In the future, everyone will have dirt-paintings on their face.

Hopp Nederland!

Wait, you can really use your own piss as a weapon?

I'm not a woman, so I'll only say these two things: a birthing class may make you feel really empowered and awesome about what you can do, and might help your partner be a better assistant on the day. The second thing is, everyone has their own threshold for pain, etc. Don't feel bad if things don't go to plan.…

My guess is that it would have been hard to prove premeditation, so they went with the rap they knew he couldn't beat.

I wondered about that, too.

Maybe they were all watching Pokemon?