I went back to finish my degree when I was 26 after dropping out for a few years. It's not that uncommon, though I also felt kind of weird.

I'm guessing it won't stay in Iowa for long. Either she'll get kicked out (unlikely), or there'll be a "two years later," and she'll be finishing up and getting ready to return to New York, after sleeping with a professor.

I think that's how people tend to see it. I'm not sure if Lena would agree with you, but whatever. We all get whatever we get out of it.

So...I have a weird question about this, not about the appeal of the show, but...just. Well, so do the guys get boners? Because, well, maybe that's uncomfortable for the woman? And if he doesn't get a boner, isn't that kind of bad, too, like—hey, just not into you.

Starring Duck Dynasty guy? Really?

Internet has everything.

Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders...

It's not always the same hat?

Linoleum back then was a very different substance than what you're thinking of.

That's a lot of look.

Wow. Just wow.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to do it, and two more to stand by and say, "You're looking huge, man, you're looking huge."

Now my kids want to know why I'm doubled over laughing.

Or. Or.

How about: Trooper Heisenberg stops a particle. "Sir," he says, "do you know how fast you were going?"

If she really loves her butt, why is the song so bad?

Yay, nepotism?

Apparently Alexis Arquette mistook a broom for Jared Leto's penis.

All the butts. It was very nice.

Taylor Swift's song was just mediocre, and she cannot dance to save her life. While I Anaconda is worse, it's worse in a way that's kind of entertaining.