Don’t forget, Trump says the leaks are happening but they also claims they’re non-existent leaks made up by the media. Schrodinger’s Leaks.

I’m trying to look at this administration, and the influence their policies seem to be having on various federal agencies, from all sorts of objective angles and I can only come up with one conclusion: What a bunch of massive, fucking assholes.

It’s OK, the dumpster fire is now presidential..

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

I’m so confused about this. Didn’t they NOT kill the guy they were trying to kill, but kill a bunch of kids? What about that is supposed to be a win?

Well, if the intent was to murder a bunch of civilians and children, lose a service-member and an Osprey... then it was a resounding success!

EDIT: I just want to add: I’m so fucking happy this term has made it into the American vernacular. I mean, it took an Orange psychopath but still.

He’s a fucking omnishambles.

I love the gay agenda. Apparently they want human rights for everyone.

Promoting healthy lifestyles = promoting gay “lifestyle”

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Daily fucking reminder:

Hello from London! Can confirm we are planning quite the welcome party for him. All entirely peaceful and legal of course, but he will get the message. I don’t think he will enjoy his visit very much...

However, Prime Minister Theresa May is unwilling to cancel the visit. And this makes sense: with Brexit in the works, it is advantageous for Britain to settle a trade deal with America. An official visit to London would likely grease the wheels and facilitate the business negotiations.

My dad has painted a (not great) rendition of this and put it up in his yard. On 4ft x 6ft plywood. In Trumplandia. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

Parliament doesn’t want to see him.

Oh jeezus YAS

We’re ready. (NSFW audio)

Her Majesty should also refuse to receive him.

I see what you’re saying. That sometimes it has to get very bad for people before they realize what they had. It’s similar to the way Germany had to have a deep introspective conversation with itself after the holocaust. That maybe in the future, progressives and democrats won’t just decide to do their hair instead of…