How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

What kills me are the people wondering why Comey didn’t quit. Um, because he wasn’t the one who did something wrong in that situation? Trump tries to obstruct an investigation, and Comey should quit?! “Hmm, this guy is super shady, I’ll leave and let him appoint a friend of his who might let it all go”. Doing his job…

Easy, they think he’s lying and that convo never happened.

Not his superiors, but senior FBI leadership. He gave a perfectly good reason for why he didn’t go to Sessions, and there wasn’t a Senate confirmed Deputy AG. He literally did everything he could in that situation. It’s nuts what they’re saying.

Honestly, the exact parallels between the Comey thing and his lifelong pattern of sexual harassment makes it pretty clear that Trump is a serial predator. He corners Comey alone. Comey has “a bad feeling about his character.” He whispers in his ear about how much he’s looking forward to working with him. And when…

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I don’t know about that. Khan got a lot of international attention because of his background in the run-up to his election to become the first Muslim mayor of a major Western world capital city.

He had a labour leadership bid and is quite well known actually.

Perimenopause can lick the inside curve of my butthole. I started that bullshit last year. I ache and my cycles go from 38 days long to 17 with no warning. My forehead and nose is breaking out like I’m a teenager but my cheeks are rough to the touch and my eyelashes and pubes have turned grey. I have fine lines and…

Finally! I can dust off that mole joke I’ve been sitting on since 3rd grade!

What a nice question.

This fucking guy

Oh I am too! Particularly since he humiliated Trump at the G7 summit.

Yup same as you. Him and Trudeau. Whoooooooo boy.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…

He is a generational talent. Signed a development contract with Mclaren at age 13 and lit the world on fire upon his arrival in F1 several years later. Created a huge clash with Fernando Alonso (another generational talent) who thought he would steam role over Lewis.