Someone got kush lashed.

Go the fuck to Whistler.

44. Getting busy doggy-style in the SkyDome hotel during a Blue Jays game, when the glass gives out and two naked people plummet to their deaths.

If you understand demographic and athletic trends in Canada, Toronto/SW Ontario will need second NBA and MLS teams before it will ever be able to support another NHL franchise. I agree that going back to Quebec is stupid. I hope the dollar improves for Winnipeg and Calgary’s sake, but worry about their long-term…

Hey Sparky, I think you mean Chris Wideman, not Dennis (Calgary). Keep the Chiefs in Charlestown.

Also the fact that the Sabres only competition from Oct-Mar is the annual “will the Bills be eliminated from the playoffs in week 9 or week 10" and “when will this snow fucking stop”, helps them survive despite their environment. With no NBA team in town, the fight for discretionary income isn’t what it is in other…

“The Sabres depend on the roughly 15 percent of their business that comes from the Niagara Peninsula, all the way up the Golden Horseshoe to Hamilton.”

Beyond becoming the newest suburb of Hell (Toronto), the fact that it would eviscerate the Sabres attendance simultaneously shows most people have zero fucking comprehension about how things work. Stealing from Peter to pay Paul didn’t work in the bible. It’s not going to work in Ontario’s armpit either.

Quebec is going to be a tough sell because it’s a small market team and the Canadian dollar is performing about as well as the Nordiques did before they jumped shipped to Denver. Economics is why they didn’t get the team in the Vegas expansion. Economics isn’t going to allow the Isles or the ‘Yotes to move there…

I’ll shit an unemployed steel worker before Hamilton gets an NHL hockey team.

As a paying Bell customer, who just saw his cable and internet rates jacked up two weeks ago, at the tune of an extra $15 a month, let me do that math. Presuming Bell is safely in 4,000,000 Canadian households, that’s $60,000,000 of new revenue EVERY MONTH. Don’t ask me to cry for these assholes. If I’m getting…

There is a reason the NHL didn’t give QC a franchise when Vegas got one, despite the fact that they got to the last round — the state of the Canadian dollar, which was why the Nordiques bounced for Colorado in the first place (under the auspices of needing a new barn to bring attract more fans to games). It’s the same…

We’d be remiss not to wonder what would have happened had he ended up in the joint. Some football players have a kushy life after retirement, some don’t. But usually where there’s smoke there’s fire. Thank god he was staying at that local dank roach motel nearby. Maybe he was just out in the woods talking to buddha.…

I bet this wasn’t Carmen Electra’s first pussy grabbing rodeo.

The Orange Overlord fucks the IRS harder than he fucks Ivanka.

During college, I got a gig working at the NHL All-Star Game, except it was two and a half hours from where I went to college, and since I was working 16 hour days all week leading up to the game, I crashed with my cousin and his girlfriend at the time in the city where the game was happening. On the Sunday night,…

No mention of Mrs. Bush. Wonder if she peaced-out with half of that $10,000,000 payout.

Maybe I’m crazy, but isn’t he trying to milk that stupid 50% off deal, which excluded booze?

How you might react if you just got beer all over your hands because you just threw a full can of open beer.