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As a fan of ancient Akkadian poetry, I'd love to see Gilgamesh Girls.

And he ended the monologue with "No further questions, your honor."

Amy Schumer and Dane Cook will also be in attendance. The Fat Jew will be refereeing.

The bevy of talent (and Kathy Griffin) in that picture is astounding.

Or Gilbert Grape, even though he wasn't the retarded one.

On the contrary, Lex Luthor wants to kill Batman . . . for some unknown reason.

Years ago, shortly after Crimson ended its run, I thought Emile Hirsch would've made a great Alex Elder.

Patrick Stewart's a Transmetropolitan fan? I don't know how, but my esteem for that man always finds new ways of rising.

Hell's Kitchen isn't even a city! It's a neighborhood!

Really? Are you sure it wasn't NCIS or SVU? I could've sword it was one of those shows with the initials.

I always thought the days of movies & TV shows being advertisements for albums was over until I recently saw a commercial for CSI promising three new songs from Coldplay.

Well, you can take solace in the fact that The New Radicals were a one hit wonder whose one hit was so long ago that it's old enough to be in porn.

No, no. Lord of the Rings is ABOUT orcs. Atlas Shrugged was written by one.

Wait, is the the one where a high school kid becomes the captain of the Enterprise and turns out to be Kirk's son through some overly convoluted, exposition-heavy dialogue in the final episode of a completely different show?

Luke Cage getting a concussion still makes sense, though. It just takes a lot (a shotgun blast to the head, for instance) to do it.

Show me on the Transformer where he touched your childhood.

And that's not to mention her impressive butterfly knife skills.

That's the one thing that's ruined its replayability for me: you get so stupidly overpowered early on that the game is an overall breeze. SoM would have benefited from a Metroidvania approach, where the power creep is more gradual and more pronounced. How they designed it, as soon as you unlock the Tier 2 powers, all

I'd be happy to mansplain why you're a beta cuck and need to get out from under the boot of the vagina mafia, if you'd like.