Me sitting around, watching porn, and playing Fallout amuses you? You might want to consider the notion that you're a little too easily entertained.

Plus, the guy who trained them in aikido was literally Donatello.

My pet theory is that, upon finding out that her power prevented her from ever having children, Claire found someone who could remove it.

Because you feel pain when you bite something too hard, so you stop. Walkers don't feel pain.

Dead bodies carry putrescine and cadaverine, which are highly toxic to humans. Multiply that by the fact that we don't know exactly what the walker plague does to keep dead bodies going, and I'd imagine a walker carries far worse shit in its mouth than any raccoon.

Even if the rest of that nonsense is true, bites should still affect him. The bite doesn't transfer the disease or cause death just because. Walkers' mouths are a cesspool of disease & bacteria. That's what kills you: they bite you, and the filth gets in your blood. No immunity to zombies will change that.

Carol remembered in the Season 5 premiere, and she used it to her advantage. When facing such a huge horde that's already coming after you, though, it's a little late for that kind of strategy.

For being a - at the time, at least - second-tier superhero, I certainly was one of the best things that ever happened on this show.

When a dude stops laser blasts with his hand and then uses telekinesis to grab your gun away from you, you get to be a little more open-minded about this whole "Force" thing.

I find slavery itself offensive, not its portrayal on a television show.

Illuminati confirmed.

Weirdo.

It really says something to me that every week when I watch, I spend the entire episode going "Oh, yeah."

Testing the waters for Planet Hulk, I imagine.

Now what will female celebrities whose fame is waning do for exposure?

Unless you're Marty McFly.

There are a lot of sequels that are the second part of trilogies that still hold up on their own ('Empire Strikes Back', 'BttF II', 'Two Towers'). This isn't one of those. It's a middle-of-a-trilogy film, and it feels exactly like one.

Yeah, they're pretty Friggin' great.

To be fair, anyone would have splooged all over Alison Brie when they were 15.

'Cause when you're worth $50 million, you've got employees, agents, managers, the convention itself, the photographer, and sundry others all wanting a piece of that pie. That doesn't justify the cost, of course, but that $142 doesn't go straight into Rupert Grint's pocket.