I'd forgotten that the Mani-Cam was a real thing they did on the red carpet once. And then I remembered the whole point of the red carpet is for celebrities to show off what they look like, and I'm left wondering if the whole thing was already ridiculous and insulting to everyone's intelligence even before…

In the words of Vinz Clortho, "Yes, have some!"

The "surgery" scene is one of the creepiest, most terrifying scenes in any movie ever. It's also very well-acted on the part of Patrick Wilson. The look of horror, but firm resolve when he decides to sit up and see what's happened to him must have been hard to perfect.

That Jonah Hill movie that nobody ever went to see.

"Who is driving? Oh my god, Bear is driving! How can that be?!"

Eh, I kind of understood why he didn't tell her for so many years. Hank felt guilty for allowing Janet to become the Wasp and because it should've been him who went subatomic to stop the bomb. What's more, he was doing everything in his power to keep Hope from following in her mother's footsteps. Nearly every kid who…

Honestly, I just thought it was unnecessary. Darren Cross being an asshole in his own right was enough. They didn't need to shoehorn in some explanation that his brain chemistry was being dicked with by exposure to the Pym particles.

It don't matter if you're black or white, okey-day?

Her chest is, at any rate.

I imagine Michael Jackson wanted a lot of things that Michael Jackson couldn't have.

Unfortunately, you - like many people - quit right when it got good. Or goodish, anyway.

On the contrary, I think comic book Mockingbird is somehow less chesty than Adrianne Palicki.

(Pssst. Yes, I was kidding.)

On the other hand, back then GWTW was pretty much the only film in theaters at the time. Adjust for inflation all you want, but also adjust for there not being anything else to go see.

Sadly, no. But he does plenty of other great stuff.

All else aside, that's a pretty cool graduation present.

According to my grandma when she was buying me a movie from the DVD bargain bin for my birthday, it's TransMORPHers.

Or while on the can.

No, he's already been tapped for the equally unnecessary The Flash movie.

Are you a Coruscan or a Coruscant?