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Just to be fair and balanced, I was going to argue against your assertion that there aren't any hilarious conservative comedians . . . and then I couldn't think of any either.

The teacher isn't paid enough to give a shit, and the bully gets away with it. It's a conservative conspiracy.

Back in the early days of the Playstation 2, there was a game called The Lost wherein you played a woman who travels into Hell to rescue her daughter's soul. The gameplay involved transforming into four different demonic forms, each with its own set of skills and combat abilities (stealth, healing, magic, or melee).

The complaints if a white person directed Black Panther would be far, far worse. And, as has been evidenced by the Age of Ultron Black Widow complaints, any time a man directs a film with a female superhero in it, it comes under a level of scrutiny that is impossible to get through unscathed. Beyond all the cynicism

Pretty sure that's the only way they could get anyone to watch it.

They could've just made him all veiny and maybe thrown some creepy-looking contact lenses on his eyes, and he'd have been fine.

People love dogs. People love endearing Marvel characters. They're going to go apeshit for Lockjaw.

That was surprising to me. For the first time possibly ever, I enjoyed Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. more than The Flash. The Flash/Arrow/Firestorm vs. Reverse-Flash fight was disappointing, and the way it ended was anticlimactic to the point of being laughable.

My name is Oliver Queen, and I openly admit that it's because The Flash is a better show.

I liked him as Captain Archer. Bakula always did the best he could with the material he was given, but the show was so poorly written that it only ever seemed like the actors were miscast and phoning it in.

*crosses fingers for that rumored Farscape movie to take off*

In Guardians of the Galaxy, there's a second "lose an arm" moment when Nebula severs her own hand when she's dangling off of Ronan's ship.

Because it was the only place they could be 100% sure was safe, seeing as how Hawkeye managed to keep all references to his family off the Internet. Everywhere else was vulnerable in at least that regard.

So, a scene is pointless if it doesn't set up another film?

You're right. Less character development and human moments, more people in tights punching robots!

Stilt-Man's stilts were hidden in the background in a scene in Daredevil. So, yeah. This isn't outside the realm of possibility.

I'm staunch in my belief that AoU could have used an extra five or ten minutes, mostly to give Thor's vision quest the time it needed.

That wasn't Wakanda that Hulk was smashing. That was South Africa.

They're testing the waters for Infinity War while also ensuring that the Russo Brothers can handle such a huge ensemble of characters.

No Ruth Fisher? This list is bunk.