You’ve obviously never lived in a desert. Or the mountains. Sometimes the way you sense rain is the first drop hitting you.

He said he didn’t have kids, not that he didn’t want any eventually. Or that he didn’t want to live long enough to have them.

‘97 Pontiac Bonneville for $300. Catch? it’s in a super small town and you’re more than likely not going to drive it back to ABQ.

Miata Court is now in session! Bring out the accused!

BABOU!

That’s an Isuzu Trooper front end.

In the US, anyway. They’re pretty successful at it in their home turf and Africa.

Is it possible the 0-60 times are quoted the same under some kind of “gentlemens’ agreement” like German performance cars of yesteryear? As in, “it’ll do 0-60 in 5.0 seconds, wink wink, nudge nudge” when it’ll actually do it in 3.2? Or maybe the 0-60 is limited by the grip of the tires, so the V12 option will be…

Now any losses he has can be considered fowl play.

I wanna know what the call was... I’m guessing it was a fowl ball.

Here’s another shot showing the regular cab B-pillar, and as a bonus it’s a Mazda product, so Ford would’ve had easy access to the parts:

The door handles on that LUV are wrong, and the quarter lights are too round.

That B-pillar looks a lot like a mid-to-late 80s Mazda B-series. Maybe that’s where the doors came from too.

This needs more love.

man, I just ate... don’t make me puke.

You misspelled “crossover”, too.

for the most part, yes. My friend’s sister just got her second offense, and they gave her probation. If ever there was a case for mandatory minimums...

I like it. It looks (at least from renderings on this here mighty fine truck website majigger) like a JK had sex with a TJ and a Ferrari F40 and the baby kept the best parts of that unholy 3-way.

People choose to ignore posted and well-known laws anyway because for some, driving in a straight line is almost more than their brains can handle, much less obeying all laws.