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Psychologically speaking, people need something to do with their lives. You need to work, whether you realize it or not. Humanity has never been in a situation where we didn't NEED to work to survive — this will be uncharted territory. Hopefully we'll get there around the year 2275 when I don't have to experience it.

It is by mail, but it's not automatic.

Well, that's gonna be hard given the stock of male Hollywood comedians we have to work with. Unless they want to go really controversial and have Josh Gad play all three in costume.

I have no idea what's going on at all, but I like it.

Oh man, DTV. They ran that at least until 1989. The DTV theme is this monstrous bit of synth: "errroynk yroooing yreoooow" It completely fails to rock, but I love it in spite of that, or maybe because of it.

So now that Ringling Bros. is no more, what by default is now the Greatest Show On Earth?

As far as I know, the acknowledgement went like this:
A week or so after Wallace's passing, Bart wrote on the chalkboard "I'll miss you Mrs. K," with a unique animation of his standing there sad instead of writing.

Jack had a life before he went to the future; he had a family and friends and a whole other world. He had to choose between one or the other because he couldn't have both. Apparently he chose his past world, believing he COULD have both — only to be proven wrong.

When I watched the final episode of Lagann I had already guessed what was going to happen. Knowing doesn't take away much.

Seconded on Sym-Bionic Titan. But I heard since WB made the show a tax write-off, they literally can't make any more episodes.

Damn, I guess we're not getting a 12 Monkeys talkback in any form. I finished the first episode and thought it was pretty good. The one flaw was that Jennifer's music video should have been ten times longer.

Rob Schnieder is an alt-right stapler! Rated PG-13!

Fox and the Hound only got dark at the end with the bear; otherwise it's pretty lightweight. I think the creative team had to plead with the Nine Old Men to throw that bear in, because they were bored out of their minds working on the movie.

This is literally the only thing about Dynasty anybody remembers or has heard of.

Friggin' gravy, Tuesdays at 9. Nearly every major network has put a show I watch there, while leaving other days completely barren. I have no possible way to record them all at once (legally) even with today's technology. What else can a man do? Gonna have to raise the black flag for Legends.

Because random. Because Adult Swim. Because anti-humor. Because Andy Kaufman.

"The return of Republicans to power means the 2000's are back! Quick, make new versions of 24 and Prison Break, produce 10,000 military dramas, and make Michael Moore culturally inescapable again."

HE SAID WHAT??? DESTROY HIM!!! DESTROY HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!

Alternately, take a page from Chrono Trigger and create an Iris Doll, then quickly put her in place of the original Iris. Boom, she's back.