I can tell you one thing for certain: Family Guy is about to get a lot worse. Under Bush it was the Brian Scolds The Viewer Show, and that dog's about to get a lot louder now.

I love Rob Thomas's stuff, but at this point, how is any more of it going to fit? The CW really needs to find a way to expand its hours. Either that or just make every show 13 episodes a season.

That was based on a real incident. Mary Hart is deadly for some ears. I'm not even kidding.

Ah! I will sing my sad song!
EEEEE-YAAAAW-EEEEE-YAWWW-EEEEEE!

This has bothered me all season: "Better Things" is such a bland title for the show, and it doesn't seem to refer to anything about it. And in the wake of Stranger Things becoming a phenomenon, it just feels weird they stuck with a similar-sounding name only blander.

No. I tried watching a few of them and was so bored. It could pass as a children's show now.

Is the "Jiggle Show" coming back? In Trump's America, makes sense.

I don't remember the original being that big a hit. In fact, I remember the ad agency that promoted the movie getting in trouble for faking message board posts that said "I really wanna see Blue Crush."

This could have been one of the greats if they'd had a few more days to work on it. it's very obviously a "Hillary wins" script that was hastily redubbed with a few quick new scenes.

Bullshirt. They forgot him, that's what happened.

"You sound like quotes out of a self-help pamphlet!" is totally something Trump would say.

He made an equal amount of lies in just eighteen months. Shattered her record!

So what happens now — does Rosie O'Donnell's house get bulldozed to make room for the Matlock Expressway?

Once when flipping channels, I discovered there's a Happy Days where Fonzie discovers classical music, thinks it's better than rock and tries to convert his friends to "real" music. Past a certain point, he became The Man in rebel clothing.

From now until eternity, whenever I see Chance I'm only going to think of his face on a wrapper singing "Breeeak me off a piece of that Kit Kat buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr." It was too effective.

Was Kara the one who praised the musical stylings of N*SYNC in this episode? I was going to say, she's apparently easily impressed.

Physical media forever!

Vue is great. All the channels I care about, plus a cloud DVR that records every single time a marked show comes on, for $30/mo.

Wow….I had a math teacher so obsessed with this album that he would work 2112 into the solution to at least one problem on every sheet he handed out. Not kidding.

Let's remember this network airs concepts worse than this right now and they're all successes. They've got a procedural about a young Dr. Phil going. Let's just be thankful everyone with bad taste congregates in one place and doesn't demand Sheldon prequels on HBO.