Just the other day, I read in a comment section "How come nobody's tried to make a Captain Planet movie yet?"

That's nothing. Remember when Superman tried to murder Lois by flying her up in the Space Shuttle and snapping her air hose? Of course you don't, because there were NO WITNESSES IN OUTER SPACE.

Heh, I remember how the promo ads for Firefly repulsed me.
"A COSMIC HOOKER!"

This early tagline ("A Boy, A Girl, And A Universe!") made it into some copy after the film's release. That was how HBO described Star Wars, coming up next, in the tape from 1983 my dad captured.

Nah, there was more to it than that. It was an old-school monster movie, basically, complete with a guy in a suit tearing down building models. If you follow Cinemassacre at all you know James LOVES old B-movies and monster films, and that's essentially what the AVGN movie was. I wouldn't call it brilliant, but I…

Christine only gets one screen? Even The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie got to play on more than one screen.

I came here to find your comment. Obvious troll was obvious.

He'll be back in four years too. Trump has thrown his hat in the ring every election since at least 2000 (the earliest I can remember). Normally he got brushed off and abandoned the plans, but now that he's come so close, he's going to be trying it again every four years until he dies, guaranteed.

If Hasbro owns Max Steel, that would explain a thing or two. Ever since Transformers blew up they've been trying to get movie deals for all their toy properties, whether people want them or not.

Kellie was also a great voice actress. Dang, now I miss her.

Free tip: Try right-clicking and then select "Open link in new window."

That is going to be a Cinema Snob Midnight Screening for the ages. Especially if they can bring back Irving for it.

Yeah, I was about to say that too. She seems to be turning directly into Sinead (shaved head, shares her views loudly). Keep her away from Pope glossies.

BEHEADED, DIVORCED, DIED
BEHEADED, DIVORCED, SURVIVED

If you're serious, that's hilarious.

I'm still fully expecting one of the broadcast networks to announce a show set in the 1990's called "Weirder Stuff" any day now.

Well, if the "Van" is short for "Vanessa" then she can't be his descendant. Unless his name was Van too in this universe.

We're a country, not a cult. Attaching faux-spiritual significance to the handling of a piece of fabric is cult behavior.

Comcast (who owns NBC) has that covered with data caps.

What's really sad is that this is the only live-action pitch for a Disney movie I've heard about within the last year that isn't a remake of one of their animated movies.