Okay, I am convinced. That was pretty nuanced.

Intriguing thesis, but may I suggest the counterargument:

You'll forever be Lindy "Bukake" West to me from now on.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Oh for fuck's sake, would you guys please give it a rest? She wasn't running fucking wind sprints for days at a time, she was walking on a treadmill. Lots of people walk all day at work. Do you guys all want to pile on my mailman? He walks all day too. My son's teacher has a yoga ball instead of a desk chair. Can I…

I'm in the midwest and Christian coffee houses are a thing here. Seriously. The names include Higher Grounds, Holy Mocha, and Righteous Blend.