MGS4 was much more in line with contemporary games in terms of its controls, camera, etc...

No shame in that.

There’s also the Lexus Hoverboard, which similarly requires a magnetic conduit in the ground to function.

Yes, but THAT, which can only be ridden very shakily on a preset path over a magnetic rail, is not what Wiz is talking about.

I dug into the story a bit when I saw it last night for the same “what? Hoverboard?” reasons, and apparently he’s known for riding these things around instead of walking, or something. “Smart balance wheel” or something like that.

This is what he means by “hoverboard” apparently.

You’ve... not been out west, have you.

To me it looks like a classic 911 caught a bad case of the 90’s, and I say this as someone who doesn’t think the 996 was all that bad. The 993 from certain angles looks like the inverse of those weird mustangs with thunderbird front clips.

I’m guessing you mean the first model of it? The ones that came after looked much more “normal”

Um. What ISN’T rad about that?

I used to wonder why nobody put backwards-facing missiles on fighter jets. It would make dogfights so easy!

Why is this so... calming?

You’re forgetting when they went to war against the Emus and lost.

I... only just now realized that acronym works. holy crap.

Wait are we still doing the rumors thing or is that one true?

Can I just point out the irony of your avatar?

But... that’s exactly when you need to reset a trip meter...

Is “Tor-Red” short for something? Because that’s not a word I see very often.

See, everyone else is doing obviously fake things for laughs. This... this is gold.

You know where you can use a sub-3” 0-60? Anywhere where the speed limit is greater than 60.