I have a friend who I can’t get off the Ben Shapiro dick. He’s the type of friend who is really smart but has no common sense. He seems to think Shapiro is smart because he’s a “facts don’t lie” type and tries to position himself as a centrist. Please send help.

“Jewish Fascist Defends Fascist Jew-Hater”

“...and the ultrarealistic death depictions coming so frequently got hard on my psyche.” 

I get shit on every day at work and I only make $70k!

Fuck. And all this time I’ve been letting people pee on me for free. I feel like such an idiot.

I love the super clean visuals and yes, the soundtrack was awesome! It introduced me to Lisa Miskovsky, who is equally awesome. 

The totals are way closer to 6k if the people who died afterwards as a direct result are accurate. Even more horrific, Trump didn’t want them to get ANY aid.

A first person parkour game sounds daunting, and sometimes it is, but it worked more naturally than I imagined it could.

WHOOOOOOOSH

good job Jason, you really wanna reopen the fact that up to and likely well over 1000 Puerto Ricans died on the Rs watch, and had worse than inadequate relief efforts and the news yesterday in WaPo that FuckFace didn’t want to send a single cent in relief

“I’ll give you $10 billion for it”- Donald Trump

Everything about Trump is low rent and no taste. It doesn’t matter if it cost $10 or $10 million. Solid gold toilets. Walmart bags full of cash. Sad sack amateur fixers. Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani. Rigging stupid online polls? Just another stupid low.

yeah, completely agree with this take. haven’t played it near as many times as you, but after about a five year break I jumped back into on the one x and the things that game does well haven’t aged a day.

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

Though Congress has yet to designate it an official act of war, the NBA sent the Knicks to London.

“Get Help!”

Ugh, do your homework, then come back and try this joke again.

“When you’re a bully victim & a coward, your options are suicide, or revenge.”

Pictured: Richie Incognito on his way to said safe house.

What makes you think Incognito is suffering from mental illness? Was it the whole trying to take his deceased father’s head thing? Because I’m sure Goodell has a reasonable explanation for that.