You mad? ‘Cause it seems like you’re REAL mad.

Gawker forcibly outed another human being - indeed, in this case, a powerful billionaire - in an era where hate crimes are committed against gay men and women on a regular basis.

Ya know, 800,000 people aren’t getting paid over this bullshit. Some of them might lose their homes.

It was an unjust and unprecedented destruction of a legitimate and respected news outlet. Why you celebrate that, I haven’t a clue.

Take your star, you beautiful creature.

It’s very, very likely that MJ molested a wide path through the child stars of his era.

Anderson Cooper is part of Operation Mockingbird.

Cooper’s been shilling for Langley for a long time. It’s really past time that the public learned about Operation Mockingbird...

Are you expecting a good interview from Langley’s golden boy on CNN?

If someone in the Aftermath trademark office isn’t trademarking “Dre/Snoop 4’20" right now, they need to be fired.

You need to find a way to top-level that somewhere.  I’m not even kidding.

...a “Gin and Juice” drink measuring over 132 gallons and containing 180 bottles of gin, 154 bottles of apricot brandy and 38 jugs of orange juice.

It’s only weird if you somehow think Snoop isn’t actually a smart man, which would be an odd take to me.

Ask the Chicago cops on his payroll.

That’s really, really funny. Do you think they care?

That picture of Bolton and Netanyahu up on stage together just makes me nauseous.

Now *that’s* a Defense project we can all get behind.

How dare the country impugn this Administration’s record on protecting innocents from dangerous foreign murderers?

I would also like to note that Bowser is, as usually characterized, a violent murderer who kidnaps women.

No, “wtf” is when you realize those characters are also *sisters*.