I don’t play Overwatch, but this is really interesting to me as a game designer. For those who play the game, does this count as something players might start doing to limit the effectiveness of the character on this map, or is it a meme-only, one-in-a-zillion chance?

Do we file it under “trade wars are good and easy to win”?

Are you kidding?  The way this show is going, he’ll probably end up as next season’s guest host.

You know, maybe there *are* missed opportunities there. Snoop’s totally cooking now, but Martha hasn’t spit a guest verse or guest-starred in a terrible porno produced in the back room of a Compton swap meet yet.

I seriously want to invent a time machine, and take pictures of the Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart alliance back to 1993, just so I could *blow everyone’s mind* and/or get called a fucking liar.

Yes, this thread is totally innocuous and in no way refers to acts of unspeakable horror.

I’m sure you won’t mind telling that to the survivors from Paradise, right?

I just want to head off the “It’s cold! Therefore global warming is a lie!” nonsense at the pass before it starts.

While I fully agree with you, I posted the quote anyway because, well...here’s another relevant quote:

Just as an FYI:

Pauling?  Linus Pauling is going to be in Mario Tennis?  I’ve waited so long!

This summer, Street Fighter III 3rd Strike player Kenji Kuroda was arrested for allegedly committing incident acts this February against a high school girl.

Sure, sure. You can’t sell your body and then expect to speak at a university in America!

“How does the knight move again?”

Since this is Deadspin and it seems to be story time - I also played Jason Collins, the first openly gay NBA player and an utterly brilliant and utterly amazing man, in a three round chess match once back when we were classmates in high school.

I played a full master once, and am proud to say that I apparently performed with distinction for thirteen moves and that he was considering making a risky gambit against me before I broke up my pawn line and was summarily demolished.

You don’t even want to know what the “Dutch Defense” used to refer to.

*sips some ginger ale bought with Bitcoin profits*

Are you kidding? A poster on the side of the firestation?

Arthas took it for me, but it’s all amazing.