Yeah, I had that thought. It also occurred to me that this ad was targeted to old people, who are notoriously bad at spotting scams.

I can’t believe it’s 2015 and there are people in this world who haven’t heard of Jan Brewer reverse image search.

In order to profit, they’d need someone to actually *click* on one of these weak-ass excuses for ads.

Of course Illinois Republicans are doing this at a Rams game, not a Bears game.

Hoover Tower at Stanford is a dick with a condom on. (note the reservoir tip)

It’s like anti-union rhetoric extended to the parent-teacher relationship.

That was AP US History for me. I was a huge history nerd, so whenever the teacher would try to shame me by waking me up and asking me a question about whatever he had just been talking about, I would give the right answer.

Ask them how much a banana costs!

Dad passed away when I was in high school, and in an effort to make sure my brother and I would still get to see our half-siblings, my mom would regularly take us over to have dinner at my stepmom’s house. Stepmom got pretty religious after Dad died, and didn’t yet know that I’m a godless heathen, so she had some…

A friend of mine got caught with pot at school when I was a junior in high school. He was the lead guitarist in my band, and we were scheduled to play a much-anticipated set at the local college radio station that day after school. But now our guitarist was in jail.

No comment on the fact that Idaho’s top “liquor” is a three-way tie between Fireball, Captain Morgan, and Jagermeister?

I’m convinced Fireball is at least partially a troll drink.

Yeah I have puked on a toothbrush before.

I 100% agree with not asking non-drinkers to pay for my drinks.

I loved when this lady said “We speak English in the United States.”

One time when I was drunk I unfriended everyone on Facebook who had liked the Nickelback page.

I got a free pass / DMV waiver in drivers ed because the instructor fell asleep while I was driving. He took me into his office after he let the other students go home, and basically offered to bribe me with the waiver in exchange for not telling anyone he fell asleep.

There’s a sort-of-secluded smoking area behind my office, with a bench and a standing ashtray. People use it to change diapers because of the seclusion, which I don’t mind, but then they sometimes throw the dirty diaper IN THE ASHTRAY.

I feel like I’ve heard this story before...

Fun fact: you can just hold the Duck Hunt gun directly against the television and shoot the ducks. Works every time!