I 100% agree with not asking non-drinkers to pay for my drinks.

I loved when this lady said “We speak English in the United States.”

One time when I was drunk I unfriended everyone on Facebook who had liked the Nickelback page.

I got a free pass / DMV waiver in drivers ed because the instructor fell asleep while I was driving. He took me into his office after he let the other students go home, and basically offered to bribe me with the waiver in exchange for not telling anyone he fell asleep.

There’s a sort-of-secluded smoking area behind my office, with a bench and a standing ashtray. People use it to change diapers because of the seclusion, which I don’t mind, but then they sometimes throw the dirty diaper IN THE ASHTRAY.

I feel like I’ve heard this story before...

Fun fact: you can just hold the Duck Hunt gun directly against the television and shoot the ducks. Works every time!

In my lab, we ALWAYS ask for nationality (and in some cases, parents’ and even grandparents’ nationalities), because we do psycholinguistics and native dialect is a super crucial factor.

I recently rewatched The Butterfly Effect (whyyyyy), and now I can’t stop seeing Eric Stoltz as a creepy pedophile.

The past thirty years have been a weird time for phrases like “some key context that’s missing for younger readers”.

I remember in ‘01 or ‘02, when I finally convinced my mom to shell out for DSL. I was SO EXCITED that the time it took to download a song from Kazaa was less than the duration of the song.

I realize I’m a pretty typical millennial in a lot of ways (taste in shows, refusing to pay for cable, etc.), but I don’t understand how Unbreakable would be expected to fail on network TV.

Except BSG went off Netflix just under a year ago...

I once had to do one of those implicit association tests for credit. They showed either a white person or a black person, then either a book or a gun, and I had to push the appropriate button for “book” or “gun”.

Marguerite Moreau is also still working. She had a minor role in a couple seasons of Shameless as the redhead’s boyfriend-boss’s wife, and she’s in the upcoming Wet Hot American Summer TV series.

That line is definitely from “Get Low”.

I’ll bet there’s a lot of variation in the number-of-glasses-broken per person per year. I’m in my late 20s and I swear I’ve only broken two glasses in my adult life... one was a cheap dollar store tumbler that cracked while I was washing it, and one was a cheap dollar store wine glass whose stem snapped when I…

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The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than is accurate.

Python or Javascript should get you there.